Highly OFFENSIVE CHRISTMAS CAROLS
December 14, 2005 § Leave a comment
Three down, one to go! Hooray for Organic Chemistry!
Anyway, I got this from my cousin Michael and just had to post it, as insensitive as it may be. I will probably get in trouble…:-P But I thought it was really funny….
Just in time for Christmas:
CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY UNSTABLE(otherwise known as: all y’all crazy folk)
SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear?
MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Queens Disoriented Are.
DEMENTIA: I Think I’ll Be Home for Christmas.
NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me.
MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and…
PARANOID: Santa Claus is coming to get me.
PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll tell you why…
BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire…
OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,… Bell, Bell, Bell, Bell, Bell,… Jingle, Jingle, Jingle, Jingle,… Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, …………(better start again)